jwg

and here was me thinking that debtors' prison was a thing of the past. Still, Boston IS the city of Charlie on the MTA, so maybe interning the citizenry is common in your commonwealth.

you have to type in your auto registration number and it is case sensitive

aNOTHER thing I didn't know about Massachusetts -- you have upper and lower case characters in your vehicle license plates? I'd comment that "everything's up to date in Kansas City", except that's the wrong state.

. . . and did he ever return? no, he never returned
and his fate is still unknown (poor ol' charlie)
he's been stuck for weeks now at the registry office
he's the man who never returned