In fine print around the edge of the label was the following:
"Like Adam and Eve, Isaac and Ishmael, Mao and Confuscious (sic), Good and Evil, Day and Night, Hittites and Visigoths, John and Lorena, or Groucho and Moe, Ales and Lagers are as different as can be. Still we must love each for who they are, separately but equally, with liberty and justice, for all. Cheers!"