How about a Sausage stuffer for $26.99 or a Hoist kit that turns your Pickup into a Dump truck?
For Security you can get Duct tape, but will have to get the plastic sheet somewhere else, and you can get a sandblasting hood that might be useful to protect yourself against errant gusts of contaminants and a pressure washer to clean up afterwards.
These places all sell their name lists so this should generate getting some other catalogs too. Funny how I don't like e-spam, but some of the paper stuff is good. Of course I get Mac and Micro/PC Warehouse, Connection, Mall, and Zone about every three weeks so it does get a bit overdone. I know the mailman was very happy when I increased the size of my mail slot so the load can be dumped in one swell foop instead of a piece at a time with extra folding to make it fit.